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THE LORD OF THE RINGS

The Fellowship of the Ring

Screenplay by

Fran Walsh &

Philippa Boyens &

Peter Jackson

Based on the novels by J.R.R. Tolkien

© 2001 New Line Cinema

GANDALF FREEZES ... he moves quietly towards the window, eyes

wide with tension. He raises his staff above the window, and

slams it down on the intruder. THERE IS A YELP OF PAIN!

GANDALF hauls a small figure into the room ... SAM GAMGEE

sprawls across the floor! He looks up in terror as GANDALF looms

over him.

GANDALF (CONT’D)

(angry)

Confound it all! Samwise Gamgee, have you

been eavesdropping?

SAM

I ain’t been dropping no eaves, sir!

Honest. I was just cutting the grass

under the window there, if you follow

me...

HEY! I'm not bluffing, am I? The lines REALLY are in LOTR, the movie AND the book. Well, coming from someone who watched and read it N number of times, there's no going wrong. (:

Life's hectic.

And that's enough to sum it all up.

If only people are perfect, like Barbies.

Which is well darn ironic 'cos Barbies ain't possible in real life.